There’s that or there’s this:
Royal Waddin
Tune: Mhairi’s Wedding – trad.; new words – Jane Lewis
Chorus
Sing a song of cuts and woe
Empty pooches in a row
The Chancellor’s collectin dough
Cutting as he’s able.
1. Students greetin in the street
Aye they cannae mak ends meet.
Get them oot frae unner oor feet
Fae the Royal Waddin.
2. Pledges fallin all aboot
Cooncil workers gien the boot.
Dinnae mind yer losin oot
There’s still a Royal Waddin.
3. Bankers sailin high and dry
You can mak it if you try.
Aye poor folk cud een apply
Fir the Royal Waddin.
4. Silk and satin, gold lame
Cameron weirs a lum hat tae.
Ma suit’s in the pawn, sae whit’ll ah dae
At the Royal Waddin?
