A preachin’, healin’, teachin’ evangelical pastor comes to Glasgow and calls out: “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front.”
With that, wee Brendon gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks, “My son, what do you want me to pray about for you?”

Wee Brendon replied, ” I need you to pray for help with my hearing.”

The preacher puts one finger of one hand in Brendon’s ear, places his other hand on top of his head, and prays and prays and prays and prays. He prays a great prayer for Brendon, and the whole congregation joins in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher and healer removes his hands, stands back and asks, “Brendon, how is your hearing now?”

Wee Brendon answers, “Ah don’t know. It’s no’ ’til next week….”